Interests & Affiliations:
I enjoy many different things such as comic books, movies, obscure indie rock, amature taxidermy and watching people have arguments in airports.
Favorite Bands and Artists:
so many, can't have a favorite...........hate mall metal.
About me:
There is not alot to tell. I was born in a brothel in Calcuta and after some years i was made an apprentice to a locksmith. He was a hunchback with a third eye on the back of his neck. This made it very hard to give him wedgies, he always saw me coming. We tooled around most of Asia and Europe for about six years until finally we were separated in the middle of a rather complicated atempt to unlock the Queen's chest of drawers. We had heard she kept Kennady's brain in there. after losing my mentor and only friend I came to America and spent some time in lower Toledo as an amature sidewalk artist. It was good work. I kept myself alive by drinking rain water and eating the little free Club crackers out of the local salad bars. One day a man who owned one of the many internet coffee houses of lower Toledo,overheard me explaing to a passer by what gin blossoms where. he aproached me and told me that my stoies where so interesting that i should start my own Blog. "Excuse you, " I said. He explained to me what a Blog was and i promptly laughed in his face. "Your crazy," I said. "Sidewalk art is the wave of the future!" He then told me that it was completely free, and I am all about things being free. I asked him if I could use one of the computers in his coffee house. "No," he said. "You smell like a salad bar." There was only one thing I could do, break into the library in the middle of the night and use the computers there. So here I am, typing in the dark, sitting on a stack of old Dean Koontz books, I like to tower over things when ever possible.
If you could have any wish, what would it be?
To personal, next question
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Member since 2004-09-17 09:03:08
Last logged in 2005-02-04 19:01:06
